From Beliefnet.com:

A press release this morning announced that “1in3Trinity, a Faith-inspired company of lifestyle products, is proud to announce that it has signed worship band SONICFLOOd to endorse their newly released faith-inspired energy drink, 1in3Trinity Energy Drink.”Yes, you read it right. A “faith-inspired energy drink.” People, I don’t make this stuff up.

The press release says:

“The premier 1in3Trinity Energy Drink is a perfect companion for today’s active Christian lifestyle, providing benefits not only for the consumer, but for spectators as well. In an eye-catching aluminum can, the company has an opportunity to convey a positive and unique message in an innovative and distinctive way to not only the drinker, but also to those in which they come in contact.”

Yay. I wonder if “faith-inspired” is the Christian equivalent of the Jewish kosher.

HT: DS

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